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Urban Dictionary

Rusty Spittoon 

The act of moistening the anus with one's saliva before having anal-sex/foreplay
1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?

December 2 

It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2
December 2 by Wasbiii November 28, 2019

eli king 

my literal bae. in wuv

Pansexual 

A Pansexual person is someone who finds romantic or sexual attraction to all genders. The colors of the flag are pink, yellow, and blue. Pink represents female, yellow represents non-binary, and blue represents male
“Why does Izzy think everyone is so hot?”
“Because she’s pansexual. She likes everyone”
“Ohhh”
Pansexual by IzZzy17 July 17, 2023

double subway 

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.
Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"
double subway by doublesubway January 26, 2016

MurbileFern

A modern communication device used by School children in Hull
Ooo Neeer I split Kern on my MurbileFern
MurbileFern by DoctorOozy October 14, 2020
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