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Urban Dictionary

What you get when a Jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk Gentile/Australian actor/director who blames Jews for drunk driving laws.
Officer: Sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.

Australian Gentile director/actor: Jews have started all wars and killed Jesus!

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for Jew-U-I.

Australian Gentile director/actor: I demand my Jewish lawyer.

Jew-U-I by deadon September 8, 2008
I am scared!!!!
Scared I will never be in your arms..
Scared there won’t be a soon:(
Scared I will never whisper or hear you whisper!!
Scared I will never learn the samba.
Scared I will always have this empty feeling in me!
I just love You!!!!
More than anything!!!
An amazing bestie to have. She has brown, long hair, brown eyes, freckles, and a great style of clothing. She is adventurous, so, so funny, spontaneous, out-going, social, and an overall great personality. Although she isn’t that interested in romanticism, she will probably be a great girlfriend!
Jeremiah: ew it’s ema over there. She’s so annoying.
Jayden: ikr like ew.
Sophia: EXCUSE ME?! SHES MY BESTIE AND SHES AMAZING. SHES A QUEEN.
Thalia: omg! Agreed.
Elena: she’s so cool.
Sara: cracker queennnnn
Bjorn: nah
Abbie: OH YEAHHHHH
Lexi: she’s so awesome guys.
Jeremiah: fine. Whatever.
Jayden: tf fine. 🤨🤨🤨
Ema by Sophia_Lol April 27, 2022

CAROLINA CHROME

The use of silver or gray duct tape to secure a loose or broken part of a vehicle's body. Coined by Southerners in North and South Carolina to depict the poor sight of beat up old cars belonging to red necks.
Emily used an entire roll of duct tape to keep her bumper of after backing into that telephone pole. Gotta love that Carolina Chrome!
CAROLINA CHROME by Mr. Gay December 24, 2006

Udderfists 

Unusually large hands
“Man, my face hurts! He broke my nose, my cheek, my jaw and knocked out four of my teeth! All I did was tell him his shirt looked like a woman’s blouse and he unloaded a barrage of punches with those flippin’ great udderfists of his! My face must look like an intestine!”
Udderfists by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

parkcourse

when you do parkour and have sexual intercourse at the same time
tom dick harry: hey jane you wanna hang?
jane: sure, let's parkcourse
random duud that overheard: three way?
random duud 2 that overheard: orgy parkcourse?