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High Maintenance Women 

Definition of A HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL: excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler. See also: excitement, bitch.
"I'm sick of all these high maintenance women. They all expect me to talk!"
A cable music channel on TV that was launched in 2003 and originally gave airtime to alternative, punk, metal, indie, underground and (dare i say it) emo artists. Originally, the show appeared promising, airing such shows as SURS, which offered much of the above mentioned genres and The Sauce, which was like TRL but only more bearable.
In recent years, the channel has been airing less and less of the mentioned genres and began to switch over to a more mainstream-friendly format, beginning to air pop and hip-hop along with radio-friendly rock music from bands that suck their major labels' balls big time. However, at least Fuse, unlike MTV, is still playing music, as shitty as it is.
2004/2005:
Kid 1: Hey, man? What are you watching?
Kid 2: This sweet channel called Fuse.
Kid 1: Cool. What kind of shows do they play?
Kid 2: Mainly music videos but not like those idiots Jesse McCarthy or Avril Lavigne. There's this one awesome show called SURS that introduced me to bands such as Sunny Day Real Estate, Rise Against and The Libertines.
Kid 1: Sweet! =D

2009/2010:
Kid 2: Dude, are you watching Ke$ha?!
Kid 1: Yeah, man. It's Ke$ha Takeover on Fuse.
Kid 2: F$@k!
Fuse by semipunk93 December 28, 2010

Purple Haze 

Contrary to what you actually believe, it is NOT a strain of pot. Purple Haze is actually a old type of tab of LSD. Hendrix was talking about acid not weed. Although there is such a strain.
IM TRIPPIN SO HARD ON THAT PURPLE HAZE
Purple Haze by the anonomous February 19, 2010

Reservoir Doggystyle 

Engaging in the Doggystyle sexual position while in a suit and sunglasses, biting or gripping of the ear is incouraged.
"Dude I was hitting it Reservoir Doggystyle and Stuck in the Middle with you came on! It was just like the movie but half as boring!"
someone who always hits their dad
I met someone who is such an anya.
anya by susimposta March 5, 2022

ashsslvtt 

"holy shit ashsslvtt is so bad at siege someone help"
ashsslvtt by ghosteknot April 25, 2022
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