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THE FUCK WHAT DID U WRITE DID U SLAM YOUR BIG ASS HEAD AND HOPE FOR SOMETHING
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piranha jaw 

Person having a piranha like jaw.
Damn son, she got one bad ass piranha jaw, could break concrete with that!
piranha jaw by Oliver V. February 28, 2009
An Ecuadorian boy at the barber shop that specializes in male pubic hair styling. He is usually uses anti-crab shampoo first because he would not want you to get crabs that live on his penis. His favorite type of pubic hair styling is the Monty Python where he sucks your penis and then uses the saliva on it as a gel to comb your hair into a workable medium. He then proceeds to cut an exact replica of Monty Python on your pubes. He does not charge because he states he was given the chance to suck on your penis and give it a trim at the same time. He also takes the pubes shaven off of you to a Bosley Medical center, where they are grafted into his hair to cover up his balding spots.
Teddy: Check out the stylin' Monty Python I just got from Mario!
Claire: How much did it cost??
Teddy: Its free because he's an illegal immigrant!
Mario by Itest March 5, 2009

The Mogar Smash

The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.
My girl wasnt in the mood last night, so i pulled The Mogar Smash on her.
The Mogar Smash by exonautic October 15, 2014
A cartoon character who has to ask about everything before she dose it and she can not see anything even if it's right infront of her and she also fell in love with her cousin
*Dora holding a pencil*
Dora: Were is the pencil
Kid: Right infront of you stupid B*****
Parent: Don't say that word
Dora: Your right it's in my hand
Dora by Cole Sprouse Simp July 22, 2021

Mohammad Faiyez 

A nice person, who cares and lives life for others. Being a Mohammad Faiyez also means that your very immature. A Mohammad Faiyez has a mind of a 13-year-old mind going through puberty. A Mohammad Faiyez is an extremely hard worker!
Your being such a Mohammad Faiyez
Mohammad Faiyez by Sexbeast69420 November 22, 2021
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