Enlightened aware, or convinced to the existence of the Abrahamic god, or any other sect or version of god or of a god in the sect or version of another religion.
Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.
Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."
Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.