An old Navy term used to describe a half ass attempt at repairing something. Also a makeshift way that may work short term, that a qualified technician with the proper tools would never concider. Also the way an idiot would fix something.
I used wire crimps, and snakeskin as a Jery Rig to make the extinsion cord longer.
I put bubble gum on that leak on the water cooler, some Jery Rig huh?
I had the runs so I Jery Rigged it by shoveing my head up my butt.
Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.
A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
after having sexual intercourse, the man takes the condom and empty's his load in it(both cum and shit).then sticks a popsicle in it then freezes it. after frozen the man makes the woman lick it and say "how many licks dose it take to get to the end of a shitsicle"
how many licks dose it take to get to the end of a shitsicle","i dont know bitch find out