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Urban Dictionary

sea bear 

Aquatic mammal that is attracted to women on the rag that choose to swim in the ocean. Deadlier than sharks and more persistants than horny frat boys. Try not to be in the water around ladies on the flow.
Vacation was great until Celeste got attacked by that sea bear. Thats what she gets for swimming on the rag. stupid bitch.
sea bear by arkansas85 July 22, 2006
a pussy hunter with "Bang Squad" tattooed to his back.
Dude, that dude is so cool because of the bang squad.
I know, his name is Josh.
josh by retardedalbhino April 30, 2013
An incredibly intelligent person who puts family above all else, sexy and hung, everyone wants to be Hmoud.
Girl1: Look at that bodybuilder looking man
Girl2: Wow that’s a Hamoud if I’ve ever seen one
Hamoud by Sazdip December 8, 2020

minxisnowmylover 

Amazing minx lover and the queen of rap 😍😊 and she’s better than ALL your favs
Omg did you see @ minxisnowmylover‘s new tiktok?
YES I DID SHES SO GOOD AT TIKTOK

MJ-thick 

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness
1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"
MJ-thick by dumbasian January 19, 2010

Chili Dog 

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,

Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
“Your mom gave me the biggest chili dog last night after drinking two Kahula n coffee’s”
Chili Dog by Tittywanker August 3, 2023
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