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Double Chocolate Muffin

A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.

*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P
"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"
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Groggine Mund 

When the mund comes groggy and spicy, a little grog but still babine.
Finn: mate that bet is groggine mund

Luc: only made a quid of mund profit after last weeks losses. Kinda grog
Groggine Mund by DrawGyalGetPaid January 31, 2021
A most inopportune combination of a yawn and a sneeze, usually while in an otherwise relaxed state.
Things were getting hot in bed until she was overcome with a concussion level yeeze that completely ruined the mood.
Yeeze by Nashynate June 19, 2023

Thot shot 

When that hoe over there looks like so much of hoe you just have to take a picture
"Eww look at that hoe over there"

"Yeah you should take a thot shot and show her to Greg later"
Thot shot by Denise nephew August 16, 2014
Krispet is a ship between two friends online, Kristen and Eric. It was made by another friend of theirs and she tries to make it happen but she always fails. Except last night, November 1st.... it happened.
Krispet is my OTP
Krispet by Oprahs sock November 2, 2016

political correct 

when people can´t take a fucking joke, I mean my god people get triggered so easily
guy one: shit man that post is retarded and autistic

guy two: Oh My God you just offended me
guy one: STFU you political correct bitch can´t you take a joke
political correct by somo one January 8, 2019
Short for "Friend-of-mine" and can be used friendly to recognize someone of a higher friendship status, normally above pal but below buddy status.
Hey there friendo are you ready for tonight at the club?
friendo by ig449 November 17, 2014