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A seminar that is a scam.
I think that guy who sells real estate on t.v. is only rich because of the money he makes off of the idiots who attend his scaminars.
Scaminar by J.N. Growling March 6, 2011
Stan twitter slang popularized by twitter user @revengeofsakura. This means someone with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship.
Jake: I love Mariah Carey!! You just don’t like her because you’re jealous!!

Sakura: No, you’re just offended that there are things about her music that I don’t like because you’re a cupcake
cupcake by revengeofsakura February 18, 2023
When a cat squeaks while purring, stretching, and sleeping.
The cat gave a light meowmur in its relaxed state of floof.
Meowmur by AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGHH April 15, 2022

Knoshwhack 

an exclamation that describes a beneficial coincidence.
Mike: I'm starting to get hungry

Nick: Yeah, I know what you mean, whens the pizza due to arrive?

<doorbell rings, pizza man arrives imminently>

Mike: Knoshwhack!
Knoshwhack by chatshit June 11, 2010

Bi In Practice

A gay individual who is affected by comphet to the degree they still have sex with the opposite sex for a variety of reasons (ie. attention, validation, survival, sex work, etc).

They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.
She’s having sex with male clients because they pay well even though she’s a lesbian. She’s bi in practice.

She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.
Bi In Practice by coopalex August 21, 2022

Hatepunch 

A punch so filled with hate that it, for a split second, becomes hate itself. The fist turns into a white-hot ball of energy that completely incinerates the punchee's entire body, and makes his dick shrink down to a half-inch. The Hatepunch has been perfected only by those who have either harbored enough hate or killed enough people to summon it. Also, whenever a Hatepunch is issued, all women in the immediate surrounding area lose their clothing.
"I heard he used a hatepunch on him. That's what caused the explosion downtown."
Hatepunch by Thisisanoriginalname January 6, 2013
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