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Merse
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
Merse by Sebastian69 September 3, 2008
The biggest mom you'll ever meet- very over protective
Christies such a mom
Christie by peanutpuppy March 28, 2017
Swedish heartbreaker who makes the most wonderful meatballs and is like a jelly fish occasionally
Dude, don't go near her, she is an a pay
a pay by Al McG February 16, 2008
A short positive person who sees the good in everyone and is insecure about her friends.
She is such a Takira.
Takira by Q231 November 10, 2017
a place n south side city limits of louisville around tha outer loop..southern high runs this shit..Okolona aka Smokealona, Oke town, lil mexico, O-town
"ay man where u from"
"okolona bltch!!"
"u repn tha ti.."
"fuk ya"

okolona area fuk wit us we bury ya!!!
okolona by don matta February 29, 2008
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom
Masticate by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007