Alberto

The legend himself, the fucking god of humanity.

Person : Hey do you know who alberto is?
Other person : yo tengo?

Alberto by cobra_arboc November 12, 2019

cigarette punch

A type of sucker punch whereby one distracts an aggressor with the offer of a cigarette, using the left hand to hold the pack and at the same time readying for a punch with the right. When your opponent looks down to light the cigarette (with teeth separated to take the first drag) you knock the crap out of his jaw.

He knew he had no chance of beating that a-hole in a completely fair fight so he cigarette punched him and dropped a couple of the guy's molars.

cigarette punch by dirty white boy August 24, 2012

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get off my dick

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

get off my dick by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

Ben

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Ben by znwe November 22, 2022

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KOMM

Acronym for "Kushed Out My Mind"

Damn man, I smoked too much weed. I'm KOMM.

KOMM by TJ Punzalan July 4, 2011

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Restart

A misspelling of the word "retard" that means the same thing. Also a way to censor "retard" or "retarded" in a way that is publicly accepted as "retard" is seen as somewhat offensive.

"Wow so funny I didn't mean to yell at a restart"

Restart by Mikael Montgomery July 8, 2020