mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'
When you go to a party and think everything is gonna be chill but then find out Maitlan and Rachel are coming now your gonna have a night of chaos get totally wasted and talk a whole bunch of shit you won’t remeber in the morning.
Make sure you don’t bring anyone you like cause they will be totally offended. 😬
Sausage fest; when an event has way too many men all looking for women. The ratios is off and the vibe is wack. All you can do is drink tequila and cope
"Dude its a total ssg fest in here, where the hos at"