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clay aiken 

gay gay gay. hobbit. seriously people! claymates? wow yeah he could be a playmate. he's so womanly. i'm surprised him n simon didn't getit on, o wait they did!
Priest: I'mm sorry Clay, we don't allow gay marriages here.
Clay: But sir, I'm in love with you.
clay aiken by kelly sauer April 30, 2005

Friday Night Funkin' 

a euphemism for "you're adopted"
person 1: beep boop da da skido beep
person 2: son you are friday night funkin'

Electric lemonade 

When a woman uses her small Jewish hands to do a soft twirl on the helmet of the penis while catching her breath during oral sex.
I was 32 years old when I got my first electric lemonade from a girl named Sommer.
One who goes to bed at 9.pm after doing all her homework.
-Are you staying up late doing awesome stuff tonight?
-No, im taking a Vibeke tonight. Bummer
Vibeke by Tom Dredolo Venster February 11, 2014
When you throw an object across the room
"What did you do with my pencil"

"I balgeeted it"
balgeet by Shmigley May 10, 2018