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crusty dusty hoofs 

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!
Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!
Arkie is an amazing friend, She will always be there for you! If you know an Arkie I would recommend becoming her friend. She has a really fun personality. Arkie is a dankie dog... If you don't know Arkie I'm sorry for you. If you like moster high you and Arkie are guarantied to get along #livelovejesus.
Trisha Payatas: Omg that chap over there is sooooooooooooo swaggy
Barry: She must be an Arkie
Rafe: Hey Barry babe
Barry: omg hey Rafey baby
Ward: OMG BARRY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH RAFE
Frankie Frankenstine: YOLO
Arkie by dankiedogfan August 23, 2021
Nasiha is a very very beautiful girl that knows how to reject guys. Sometimes she will be heart broken next she will be smiling and laughing. She is smart and has a great sense of humor. She has lots of friends but only a few close friends. She knows when someone has a bad side to them and what a good and bad dec

is.
“Wow she’s so pretty”
“I know she’s funny too”
“Must be a Nasiha”
Nasiha by Yofavbrowngirl November 27, 2017
Found in Lancashire.
- A tall person with short dark hair, often found lurking in pubs frequented by teenage girls.
- Someone who suffers from 'magnetic lips syndrome'.
- Has occasional bouts of OCD, which when combined with bubble wrap can cause immense hilarity.
Dan: Where's Wiggy?
John: Some chick clamped onto his lips.
Dan: Oh, guess he won't want this joint then.
John: Fucking Women!
wiggy by The Cellar Bar July 19, 2006

sanding the flag pole

playing with oneself/ masterbating
JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole"
sanding the flag pole by Schizzna October 22, 2008
A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.
Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!
Zoosexual by Big Willie III October 20, 2021
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