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diidly meaning excellent and fun
wow, that water slide looks diidly
diidly by browhatarethose August 8, 2018

pedantophile 

Pedantophile - Pe-Dant-O-file.
Synonyms - Annoying, Very annoying, pedantic bastard, git, Grammar Nazi etc...
Pedantophiles are people who, regardless of logic or sanity, will complain bitterly about how something needs to be correct, perfectly, flawlessly and without error.
Constantly, never abating in their dedication to being, well pedantic, they will grind away the hours of your life debating whether people should use an oxford comma.
More interested in grammatical correctness than in real world issues, it is not rare for this type of person to be killed complaining bitterly about the lack of good English in the lesser papers, such as the Sun, or Star. Forgetting entirely, that the average reader of the Sun or Star, cannot actually read.
If you meet one of these people, be warned, conversations can skew into meaningless English lessons, the type of which you escaped years ago.

Symptoms of pedantophilia may well manifest in a similar form to that of using LSD, where people concentrate on a pattern for 4 days remarking afterwards..."It looks like cheesy burnt bacon, wrapped in a skein of Yak fur".

Pendantophilia may lead to Aids (unconfirmed).
"You didn't capitalise your sentence...DIE SCUM!"
"There should be a possesive apostrophe on that word"...*snort*.
"English muthaf****r, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"I am not a pedantophile, now, about this spelling of yours, Dyslexia you say?.... BURN THE WITCH!..."
pedantophile by CJH May 28, 2007
Mikel is one of the hottest guys you have ever seen. Amazing at everything he does, except being in a relationship. They don't lose their first kiss until they are 14-16.
Girl 1: OMG! That guy is so hot...

Girl 2: Yeah, that is Mikel
Mikel by wedemboyz243 January 25, 2017

Freddy Krueger

The quick release of a closed hand during anal fisting.
He gave her a Freddy Krueger and now she's really torn up.
Freddy Krueger by JBARBS August 15, 2009

meat wagon 

gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.
Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.
meat wagon by Hubert Buckwild March 13, 2010
The Guy On The Out Side Who Always Go's RaWr. That Right RaWr - Not RawR - RaWr. He Also Suffers Emotionaly - Lmao X] And Always Managers To Screw Things Up.
SammyJim Is King!
Also Pretends He's A Cat Because He Is!
SammyJim: RaWr

Person 3: Oh Hya SammyJim

SammyJim: RaWr

Person 3: Ok We Get It

SammyJim: Meow?

Person 3: Wait What Happened To Person 1 & 2?

*SammyJim Smiles*

Person 3: Did You Eat Them?!

*SammyJim Rolls Over On His Back And Gives Cat Eyes*

SammyJim: Mawwww
SammyJim by sanakan October 24, 2009
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