A person who steals yo gurl!

he's slicker than a wet weisel on a linolium disco floor. that all you need to know.

jive. ribbit.
it all comes together

Sometimes known as fletching, footfall, or fitting, a fitih is a bit of a dodgy geeza. Half of his vocabulary consists of "HANJI MAMAJI", and the other half is incorrect pronunciation, such as ŒœŒœŒ. He is always on an IV drip of curry, and is hardstuck immortal in real life. Has a particular affinity to cows, as well as roti naan. He also really could use a durag, but sadly does not take the advice from those around him. If you see a fitih, give him daal and he'll be your best mate.

Also his hairline looks like this /---\/---\ (mcdonalds sponsored)

A great guy with the stupidest ideas. Thousand professions; eternal virgin.

a portal that brings a soul from another world into this world because of sex

You feel like you don't want to work/do your job between the morning and the afternoon (applies to freelance. ex: An artist.)
So you want to sleep and wake up at midnight to finish your work

Summary - You are more motivated to work at midnight, generally not a time a human usually would want to work (Unless you're doing night shifts)