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The Suzano Massacre was a school massacre that occurred on March 13, 2019, at the State Raul Brasil State School in the municipality of Suzano, in São Paulo. The pair of shooters Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro, both former students, killed five students and two school employees.
Do you hear about the massacre in Suzano?
Fuck, yes
Suzano by GUTTS XVI March 15, 2019

Fartcock 

It is when a woman fart on a man's penis and then proceeds to give him a handjob
I got a fartcock last night bitch ass bitch
Fartcock by Bitch ass cookies December 6, 2021

a mad one 

A period of time spent doing nothing that isnt completely silly, hopefully bizarre & enormously fun! Usually undertaken when under the influence of alcohol or drugs or both.

Best enjoyed after (in fact it only really qualifies as 'a mad one' after) at least one night's sleep deprivation.

(It is also worth noting that 'a mad one' is normally accompanied by almost continuous, totally sincere but basically pointless, apologies to anyone nearby who is halfway normal)
"Sorry mate, don't mind us ..we're on a mad one"

"I know I am talking shit mate, sorry, I've been on a bit of a mad one"
a mad one by The Insomnianiac July 8, 2005
An awesome free P2P program thats a great alternative to Limewire. It's also good for novices like me :)
Random Dude 1:DUUDE! I wanna see The Matrix so effin bad! I'm gonna go get on Netflix.
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Vuze by .bored. September 2, 2011
A kaboozer is the fattest hit of kush you can possibly take
Duuuuude he did a kaboozer get destroyed kid .
Kaboozer by flyingjippo April 19, 2020
The cutest couple to ever exist. Makeout all day and r destined to be together. Broke up for unknown reason.
Omg r those two together
Yeah they r such arvilias
Something Christine from simply nailogical says that people don't always get but it actually means "gel top coat," typically used as a finish on your nails.
After you put the holo on, put on a gel taco and cure that shit fo a minute.
gel taco by Kar.Louise July 30, 2017
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