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chocolate shotgun
A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.
Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
chocolate shotgun by Theofrostus December 9, 2008
Wapan
An idealised version of Japan that the Wapanese believe in. The 'holy land' equivalent for the Wapanese.
In Wapan the Wapanese believe that Japanese people will welcome them like a brother and admire their Japanese language skills and their love of Anime and Manga and fondness for Pocky and they will live in happiness for the rest of thier lives.
In Wapan the Wapanese believe that Japanese people will welcome them like a brother and admire their Japanese language skills and their love of Anime and Manga and fondness for Pocky and they will live in happiness for the rest of thier lives.
Wapanese - I can't wait to get to Wapan where I can marry a Japanese girl, eat heaps of Pucca and Pocky and watch Anime and read Manga with like-minded Japanese for the rest of my life.
Normal person - Wake the fuck up, fool! You're Wapanese and will never be accepted into Japanese Society!
Normal person - Wake the fuck up, fool! You're Wapanese and will never be accepted into Japanese Society!
Wapan by TokyoFool! April 7, 2008
emo muffin
The best fuckin' muffin in the whole wide world. He may be a little wet from tears, but he is still coo'
He likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. That's why he is called emo muffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. He knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don't make it in life. SO DON'T EAT EMO MUFFIN, or you WILL regret it the rest of your life. :'(
He likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. That's why he is called emo muffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. He knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don't make it in life. SO DON'T EAT EMO MUFFIN, or you WILL regret it the rest of your life. :'(
Person A: "There's that emo muffin. He looks so sad. Lets go eat him, and see what happens"
Emo Muffin: "if you eat me, i WILL make you go Anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!" :)
Person B: "Ohhh no, lets go. That emo muffin is crazay!"
Emo Muffin: "if you eat me, i WILL make you go Anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!" :)
Person B: "Ohhh no, lets go. That emo muffin is crazay!"
emo muffin by Brittany Nichole DUH April 28, 2006