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a word used in text messages or AIM, yahoo, etc...meaning "laughing out loud" It was actually so overused that many people in our modern society decided to migrate from that word to haha. Saying lol to someone is just a way to stop a conversation when you have nothing to say. It's also a way to make the other person feel like they're fun to be around with their "great sense of humor" and all... If people actually DID laugh out loud, they'd come out and say "i just laughed for real"
JackFTW: Dude I was walking down a street today and then I blinked and all of a sudden I forgot what happened, it was soooooo weird, dude.

Steve678: lol

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Jane74: OMG! GUESS WHAT!! I got these AMAZING SUNGLASSES that are like huge, you don't even know!!

*4 minutes*

Jane74: Hello?

*1 minute*

Jane74: Did you read my message?

Tilly904: lol

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Jasper8D: Can I confide in you my deepest secrets? I don't know who else I can tell..

Greg67: lol...

Jasper8D: What was the "..." for?

Greg67: Uh...what do you think...

Jasper8D: lol
lol by i lost the remote April 11, 2009

ugly face 

Someone with an ugly face. Cursed from birth with a large nose and a big forehead.

Asthetically unfortunate.
Sarah has an ugly face.
ugly face by blowf4 January 27, 2009

AMBER Alert 

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.
Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

hamburgers per bald eagle 

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system
"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"
That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!
Brandon by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018

I potato you

I potato you is between I like you and I love you.

Due to the lack of a good english word to represent the stage between a crush and love, potato has developed as an inbetween word.

Potatos start small and grow representing the growth from like to love.

like love crush relationship
Oh (insert special someone's name here), I potato you!
I potato you by Dauntless72 September 23, 2016

party down under 

a party in a girls vagina, usually a mom. Needs to be kenny's mom cause she is the only one big enough. you usually bring furniture and climb up in her vagina. Also, bring food. Go there every night at 6pm. Actually a.m. cause she is sleeping so nothing will tip over.
Are you going to the party down under?

hells yeah

Bring chips

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