geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

geezerati by gophigure July 15, 2009

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double trouble

Having Diarhea and vomiting at the same time.

I don't even know how it's possible! I threw up and crapped diarhea at the same time! That's Double Trouble

double trouble by Schwindlig November 16, 2006

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vogue fat

A person with a couple of extra pounds

"I know she's not fat fat, yeah, but she's definately 'Vogue fat'"

vogue fat by haha47 July 9, 2010

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Janderwelxing

The act of driving on the wrong side of the road, speeding, and steering with your feet.
(Usually the one Janderwelxing has fent in their system- but not all the time)

“Wanna go Janderwelxing!?”
“I DONT WANT TO FUCKING JANDERWELX WITH YOU!”

Janderwelxing by Pierce Dorian April 18, 2024

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Herndog

Getting your salad tossed while they jerk you off with a hotdog bun

I gave my boss a herndog

Herndog by A_L_B July 23, 2021

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bestie alyssa

a person who is an amazing bestie & hates everyone 🤞🏼

bestie alyssa is an amazing

bestie alyssa by bestiealyssa06 April 19, 2021

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Scrumptual

(Adjective); (skr-UM-chu-al): a tiny object that is delicious; a small person that is good looking; a piece of clothing that is adorable.

example: those mini-wheats are scrumptual. man did you see that girl, definitely scrumtual. look at her scarf is so scrumtual

Q: how is that croissant?
A: scrumtual

Scrumptual by Billy Laun October 22, 2010

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