Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

Crapital One by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

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Chillin like a Megavillian

Just like "Chillin like a Villian", but on a MUCH GRANDER scale...

Laid Back, Smoked Out, Forest Firefighter, Comasmokatosed...

Question: "What's up Godfather?"

Reply: Chillin like a Megavillian..."

Chillin like a Megavillian by Dabnis November 17, 2010

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Caiden

The one from my school? He can be a little silly acting or even say stupid things. But in my opinion, he has a good heart. I think Caiden is really funny, but he is like the finest of fine! Yes, that is Caiden!

Person 1: Oh so that is Caiden}? Person 2: He is so annoying [Person 1: But he is so cute

Caiden by tillersfav_ June 9, 2018

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Elton

A man who is very tall with a huge dick

Wow look at that bulge; he must be an elton

Elton by Thicc boi 5 September 25, 2018

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Shoulg

Short term for Sugar.

Said in the slang, "What's up Shoulg?"

Shoulg by Gail Lenssen December 26, 2008

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tongue flicker

A piece of popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your gum next to your teeth that you can't pull out but you can feel it with your tongue and flick it hoping to dislodge it.

That was great popcorn, but fuck, I can't get this tongue flicker out of my mouth.

tongue flicker by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018

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Kek maga

A series of NSFL shock websites, showing a warning before you click, and then after you click it, flashing lights, photoshopped videos of a dog being skinned, a person performing necrophilia to a burned child and a burned person, and in the center, a man drilling his urethra. The phrase "Kek maga" seems to have originated from Hungarian, meaning "Kek himself," so it just means "Laughing to himself" basically.

Person 1: Huh... What's this link my friend sent me?
Person 1 on Discord: What is this?
Person 2 on Discord: A link to my social media I made called Kek maga! :D
Person 1: *clicks* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS *goes into shellshock*

Kek maga by APittsburghFurry February 3, 2021

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