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The thrust motion of inserting a tampon.
Woke up this morning and had to jab.
Jab by Theartofjab September 1, 2016
A Skomp is the hand signal created with the forefinger and thumb, not unlike an "A-okay" signal. It is used in the circle game.
Ryan skomped his little brother, but got in trouble by his Dad when he punched his little brother in the arm.
Skomp by PapaCarlos March 28, 2018

Mario Lopez 

1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.

2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
Mario Lopez by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
The most down to earth real person you’ll ever meet. You’ll think everyone is jaded until you meet him. He holds his values close to his heart and is unwavering. All he wants is to be loved and to share a life with someone he loves just as much. He is wholesome, sensitive, ADHD, and has his special/manic moments sometimes hahaha but he is also everything and more and I love his sexy ass
Jacob by Putalittleloveinurheart November 30, 2025
the combination of asshole(dumb) and nut head(dumb) which means double dumb. Dumber than the normal dumb.
You assnut, you cant even figure out which way is left!
assnut by faizudin March 28, 2008

wil winters 

A man that's on a never ending search for a wife. Loves Jager, Tito's and white claws. For what he lacks in height he makes up for in facial hair. Favorite saying "let's get fucked up!"

Sn: wil719
Let's get wil winters wasted
wil winters by Drill88 December 13, 2019
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