Urban Dictionary
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Jab by Theartofjab September 1, 2016
Mario Lopez
1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
Mario Lopez by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
Jacob
The most down to earth real person you’ll ever meet. You’ll think everyone is jaded until you meet him. He holds his values close to his heart and is unwavering. All he wants is to be loved and to share a life with someone he loves just as much. He is wholesome, sensitive, ADHD, and has his special/manic moments sometimes hahaha but he is also everything and more and I love his sexy ass
Jacob by Putalittleloveinurheart November 30, 2025
wil winters
A man that's on a never ending search for a wife. Loves Jager, Tito's and white claws. For what he lacks in height he makes up for in facial hair. Favorite saying "let's get fucked up!"
Sn: wil719
Sn: wil719
wil winters by Drill88 December 13, 2019