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A person who always leaves you alone whenever you need him the most :c
yarne by Smoothzy March 29, 2018
I see you....
you are so gorgeous...❤️ 🔥
635....🌹
635 by Wanderlust_721 November 13, 2023

Major Andre

Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
Major Andre by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

The forbidden balloon puppy 

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!

The Immortals 

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.
Guy 1: hey is that the immortals
Gio: Yup
Noah: yessir
Jihad: yeah boiii
Steven: oh yeah baby
The Immortals by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021

[APP]roasting

APProasting
using an APP in a
tactful, mean,
or (snarky) way
*which mAy Be
incredibly mean-spirited
in order to poke fun
at someone, tease,
ruthlessly ridicule
trash talk, mock,
and/or even
in an attempt to
manipulate an individual
and/or group of people
Lots of people enjoy
APProasting Donald Trump on Twitter.
[APP]roasting by BlakeSke January 23, 2019