Smacktard

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

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srivathsan

He's a pundamavan

Srivathsan-
Pondi maapla

srivathsan by Naandhan da November 23, 2021

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g man

The man of the hour in everyway shape or form. He is simply the MAN.

OH my god, did you see G man! he is soo cool, me must get so many girls.

g man by james clee November 28, 2007

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iPology

Spontaneous display of remorse following the confiscation of a teenager's e-gadget.

David was never going to see his iPod again unless he offered his mom an iPology for his behavior.

iPology by Suburban Kamikaze December 27, 2010

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Andreas

Andreas

He is a tanned handsome young man , very smart , a fine sense of humour . Not many people understand him that well but the ones who do is forever gratefull for him . Brave , adventurous and chooses to surround him with smart people he can learn from , he listens and learn from wise people and is always curious to more . The biggest and softest . He will always as in always be by your side if he trust you but dont hurt him youll regret it . He loves his family and is a funny guy but is also serious when its the time to be . He appears to be a funny guy but when he opens up he has the most amazing soul . He strolls through live just having fun and enjoying every bit of it flows over with tranquility.

All Andreas's knowledge comes from listeningbto people .

Andreas is always curious to learn more .

The girl who gets Andreas would be the luckiest girl alive .

He would treat his soulmate with respect and be the colour to her life .

Andreas by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Baja Blast Day

Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.

I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.

Baja Blast Day by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020

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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

Cootie Points by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013

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