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Sassy queen...thinks she rules the world when she just rules her husband
Nazeemah is mean
Nazeema by Chocolate Cake 2.0 November 22, 2021
Theft, Stealing, especially by a stinky and sneaky individual
Ima engage in some figery.
That guy is figging.
Je hate gaming Tim cuz he figgs all the time!

Alabama Sparkle Sandwich 

An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.
Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!
Boastful, bragging, defiant attitude. Typically misplaced by a youthful spirit.
Brian was boosting his Bitcoin Bravada all over social media. He hated fiat currency, but loved his digital fiat.
Bravada by Mandingo2121 March 15, 2021

Network Engineer 

The guy at the office that makes the computers do magic.
User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain
Network Engineer by Toddals September 7, 2010

Brainfish 

A large species of fish that explodes into millions of little brainfish in order to reproduce.

Also a term for a fish that thinks they know it all.
God, that guppy is such a brainfish!
Brainfish by NovaMetatail July 7, 2009