Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

Doritos cereal by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

scrub one off

(verb) In the the bluegrass genre it means the starting of the song also know as mash one , cut it , put it in the pocket , drop the big one five, or weld it.

One needs to understand it has nothing to do with jacking off ( all though it could)

ladies and genta mens we gonna scrub one off fer ya

scrub one off by chip staford June 22, 2011

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jardigan

A very thick cardigan almost like a jacket, thus jardigan

Mmm. It's rather cool tonight, I think I'll wear my jardigan out tonight

jardigan by Morkyboy October 21, 2015

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After Poop

"After poop" is the feeling of refreshment or feeling happy after you pinched a grande poo It was thought of by the ex blogger, adamaldhanki in may of 2008

"I just took a four pound dump. Try to imagine how great the after poop is."

After Poop by heythereitskeith August 16, 2011

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Scuffer

In short, that means a guy who thinks he is a gangsta' by wearing bagging pants around his hips.

That dude is such a Scuffer that he thinks he can run from the cops.

Scuffer by anonymous April 26, 2022

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Lucas

This definition only applies to white ass's, Expecially if they go to 'Teps' If your friend or name is lucas and you are white, sporty, and likes AFL, you are a dumb, useless, gay, bitch, ugly, skinny, dropkick, twat, twink, twinkleberry and no one likes you. get a life, you useless son of a bitch, your dad is a essay and your pale as a fucking ghost

Lucas is gay, Lucas is ugly, Lucas is useless.

Lucas by ReadThisYourGay21,69 June 13, 2023

Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

Going for Häagen-Dazs by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

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