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Sagasm 

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When a new concept, series of concepts, or the ensuing discussion of said concepts is so stimulating to the mind that one experiences a climactic mental state akin to the physical state of the orgasm; a mental orgasm. The experience is named for Carl Sagan, as it is through watching or reading his works that this experience is most commonly achieved.
I never knew the universe was so huge. Earth is just, like, a mote of dust, illuminated in a beam of sunlight, floating in the great cosmic ocean. Ooooh, oh man, I think I'm having a Sagasm!

Oh man, so amazing. It okay if I just fall asleep?
Sagasm by Harmonica John October 20, 2010
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Valentin

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Valentin is a male given name meaning strong, healthy, power, rule. He Takes Care of his Friends And Family and the poor
Valentin Is Strong and Healthy
Valentin by ThePopguy April 20, 2022

Dirty Kipras

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When blonde immigrant (usually Lithuanian) shoves a bowl of cheesy chips behind his foreskin and a huge black dildo up his arse and then proceeds to have sex with a pug named Gucci.
Err Look at him doing the Dirty Kipras.
Dirty Kipras by GrannyShagger420 January 25, 2021

youtube and chill 

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It's basically Netflix and chill (fucking with Netflix in the background) but when you're on a budget (YouTube in the background)
Jill: Hey Jack, let's go Netflix and chill in your room.
Jack: Jill, I'm a college student. You know I can't pay for a Netflix subscription. Down to YouTube and chill instead?
youtube and chill by joshq November 9, 2015

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination 

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Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".
I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.

back seat tease 

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A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.
Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

Jorel's Brother 

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Known as "Irmão do Jorel" in Brazil. A brazilian cartoon created by por Juliano Enrico. The series shows the daily life of an eccentric and extravagant family. Jorel is the middle child, with silky smooth hair and a sweet and attractive way to win girls, which makes him the most popular guy in town. However, the show is not about him, but about his younger brother, a shy and nameless boy and always called "Jorel's Brother". Almost always overshadowed by the fame and popularity of his older brother, Brother of Jorel tries to gain his own identity and be someone important in the family. Each situation always happens in confusion, some very serious and others not so much, all very typical of a Brazilian family environment of the 1980s, amid surreal and senseless adventures, always from the perspective of the Jorel's Brother.
Everyone calls me "Jorel's brother" but my real name is--
Jorel's Brother by SonikkuPlay March 14, 2020
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