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harlequin fetus

the worst and most scary thing ive seen ever! please listen to chicken and every one and dont look it up its down right wrong to exploite this on the internet i wish they took it off look at tub girl or gotse but not this but what was worse then exploiting it is sending an email and telling the person that it is funny wich is how i saw it. how sad that the human race has turned in this you people who post it should burn in hell.
i dont think that i need an example after all i said
harlequin fetus by kite822 May 6, 2005
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The last shadow puppets 

well, in 2008 it was a nice little band between miles kane and alex turner. in 2016, it was an excuse for two men to cheat on their girlfriends in front of thousands of people (they make really good music too though).
2008 (yes, the year itself is speaking): The last shadow puppets is a great band between two best friends, I dont know what you are talking about!
2016: They did some drunken kareoke and then commited various homoerotic acts. Alex turner even got a boner after shoving Miles' leg between his thighs!

Smokebomb 

This is when you meet someone that is Shiny and New, and they actually turn out not to be a cunt. So you're able to chat them up and have a good time conversating with them. Then when the time comes to part ways, you're so caught up in having a good time with them your dumb ass forgot to get ANY kind of contact information. And you know deep down that you will never see them again. Thus you got caught up in the smoke and grenaded any chance of anything with them.
Bro 1: Bro! I meet this girl at the DMV and she was smoken hott. She is the one, bro! She's the one!
Bro 2: Did you get the Number/Social media/Name or anything?
Bro 1: F***! no! I let myself get Smokebombed.
Smokebomb by Toruk5366 January 22, 2018

Social platform gaming 

A branch of gaming in which players must interact with a social media application platform (e.g. Facebook). Players' account and identity data are often pulled from their profile on the respective social media platform.
FarmVille and Mafia Wars are well known brands in social platform gaming.

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

sloppy slurp 

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards
I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!
sloppy slurp by Bigballer34 February 18, 2018
An abbreviation for "We do not care nigga"
Someone: *Talks about how they got laid*
You: "WDNCN"
WDNCN by Not Bumba April 24, 2021