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Toni is a complicated, funny, traumatized, anxious, overly loving, caring, weird, and ambitious person. They love animals, art, music, people who have the same energy, weird things, museums, movies, tiny things, food, traveling, and sweet things. They always crave a good conversation, ramen, snacks, cake, a night drive, star gazing, a good thriller, and rom-coms. Sometimes when you meet a Toni they have a lot of baggage, stories, chocolate, they cry a lot, laugh a lot, hug a lot, have a lot of blankets, and drink a lot of coffee. They only vibe with people who are caring, loving, passionate, weird, fun, blunt, honest, and affectionate. A Toni knows when you’re mad, sad, happy, and lying. Don’t fuck with a Toni because they can be empaths and highly sensitive. Tonis are also down for a good time with good people.
We all need a Toni.
Toni by whathappenedtowaldo November 23, 2021
When some men takes a dump a small portion of the excretion is hung up in the rectum when the external sphincter ani muscles pinch off the delivery. It will remain there no matter how much pushing or wiping is done. It will only be dislodged and delivered through the rectum after a few good farts. A tickturd is the source of most skid marks in a mans underware.
Honey, its those damn tickturds that leave the skid marks!
tickturd by Jumpin' Jim October 28, 2013
two plus two; two times two
2 + 2 = 4
2 x 2 = 4
4 is a great number
it's the fourth number of all numbers
did you know that?
4 by Sir Ryan December 6, 2006
with love, i love you so freakin much
at the bottom of a card you put xoxo
xoxo by kf October 6, 2003
Brandon, you CEWB!!!!
CEWB by humurabi May 12, 2008

ANDY'S COMING! 

"Andy's Coming" is a phrase from Toy Story, when one toy shouts "Andy's Coming!" they would all fall to the ground, so "Andy" does not know they are real.

This has became a internet meme/competition where in many places such as school one person shouts "Andy's Coming" and everyone falls to the ground.
Random Person: ANDY'S COMING!

Everyone else: *Falls to the floor acting dead*

Want to do that joke from that Toy Story movie when everyone shouts "Andy's Coming" and they fall to the ground ?
ANDY'S COMING! by Ansanity November 21, 2016
trying to appear funny, clever or impressive, but failing painfully
Keith had this cute idea of holding a workshop to solve this problem that needs to be fixed today
cute by MD Landauer May 6, 2008
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