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Urban Dictionary

A big dork or jerk. Such as one who is unaware of his surroundings, or uncaring of others' feelings
Bill, you fat hog, get out of my way!
fat hog by madd doctor August 6, 2007

Bipubescent 

A guy or girl that hit puberty twice in life. Finished half of puberty then at a later point finished the rest.
Karen had a split puberty. Her first puberty she hit at 9 and quit because she didn't like her tits. After years of drama and abuse by her husband, she decided she was ready for something different. So she hit a second puberty at 57 and became a woman,grew her bush all the way out and had her first baby. She was bipubescent her whole life and didn't know what was wrong with herself.
Bipubescent by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

mini-mart 

Scaled down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station.
"Has it got a mini-mart?"
mini-mart by thefutureofpolitics November 13, 2015
Look at that chode in the glitter boa. Total fuckin' Mckenzie.
Warkins by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

dutchman's pipe 

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache
Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!
dutchman's pipe by Juanito Parres December 9, 2008
Mya is usually restarted, annoying, loves to say dumb phrases like “girl bye,” or “suck my toes.” She has a small peanut head and she’s like the skinny version of Simone from the show “Star”. She’s very GOOFY n CLUMBSY. She’s also very PETTY. She’s probably the weirdest person you’ll ever meet but still one of the nicest people you’ll meet. She’s slow as a sloth but she’s good at failing in school. Once u meet her you’ll crave for more. Her excuse to why she didn’t go to school is she was sleeping, and she always wonders why she not getting good grades 🤔
Person 1: That’s girl is so goofy and clumbsy
Person 2: That’s a Mya
Mya by ConfusedThot May 8, 2018
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