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H oldless
H ugless
K issless
V irgin
I'm 23 years old and still a HHKV.
HHKV by Grapengeter October 23, 2015
i have no clue
a dog that is so expensive
shitzu by l2dajmpt May 7, 2003
She is a beautiful soul she loves unconditionally her favorite thing to do is spend time with her family and friends. She is the kind of girl that is very honest loyal , caring and when she loves she loves for real.. also she is very spiritual. Nixaliz is very passionate when it comes to romance she is very affectionate and lovable.. but one thing you must know if you destroy her trust she will never be trust you again. She is a glowing soul inside out any men that comes her way for sure has won the lottery.
She is a beautiful soul she loves unconditionally her favorite thing to do is spend time with her family and friends. She is the kind of girl that is very honest loyal , caring and when she loves she loves for real.. also she is very spiritual. Nixaliz is very passionate when it comes to romance she is very affectionate and lovable.. but one thing you must know if you destroy her trust she will never be trust you again. She is a glowing soul inside out any men that comes her way for sure has won the lottery.
Beautiful by Nixaliz December 13, 2017

cunt ripper 

Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.
Man, steve's a fucking cunt ripper.
cunt ripper by Path March 10, 2004
Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.
1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
John by Torrajin October 23, 2022

Butt Fumble 

When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.
Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".
Butt Fumble by Triplstx January 22, 2014
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