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Urban Dictionary

School Lunch 

Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:

Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk
Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.

Smacktard 

Someone who is addicted to smack and is mentally retarded.
Man that fuckwit is fuckin smacktard.
Smacktard by DiDwE November 4, 2008
a "emo" person who wears pajamas all day in public places and think they are cool for doing so. most pajemos are fat and or ugly and hang around other emo kids or pajemos kids.
why the fuck do those assholes think its ok to dress/act like that, they will never get layed. the world would be better without pajemos
Pajemos by Gnar Sasquatch July 10, 2010
Total slave to CS, Immature, a little bit fat; see:Unique
<@TAU|Fixst> Quit talking.

22:03 <@Fixst> -====WEST===--LoL !! 5_ v_ 5_!!1CS NO NOOBS ALLOWED | CAL-I ONLY ^____^;; | LoL!! -====WEST===--

<@TAU|Fixst> ?
Fix by Mikebert January 5, 2005

parp peril 

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home
I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror
Hehe gay rambo, I like that :P You could shorten it and be known as "grambo" or "flambo" or something
grambo by jagstyle October 1, 2009
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