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hof badges

on 2k hof badges is the best of a badge , if you have all the hof badges you are the best of that category
my girlfriend has all the hof badges
my girl has hof head . ( meaning she gives good head )
hof badges by badgesss May 7, 2020

Tooberculosis 

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis
The fictitious couple consisting of Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance Vocalist) and Franklin Iero (Guitarist). The two are actually just friends and bandmates, but some people get a kick out of writing/reading Ferard slash/bandslash fics. Sadly, many non-fans have taken Ferard as fact and use it to torment fans and say that their favorite band is gay. Also spelled/pronounced "Freard" or "Frerard."
Person: Wowo I just read an awesome fic!
Me: What was it about?
Person: It's another Ferard story.
Me: *whacks person with shovel* WHY. CAN'T. YOU. LET. GO. OF. FERARD!?!?!? IT'S FAKE!!! IT'S SICK!!! THEY BOTH HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!!! THEY. ARE. NOT. TOGETHER!!!!!
Person: *is bloody pulp*
Ferard by vampXfaerie June 11, 2006

paecrophiliac 

A condition in which a person experiences sexual desires for the dead young.
a:Y'know steve the kindergarten teacher? I found some cyanide in his coat pocket
b:He's a paecrophiliac
1) A person who is self absorbed, completely worthless, n a sad excuse for a man.... AKA: J.A.M. ....( you are such a loser)

2) someone who likes it in their a@@!!!! (am I even aloud to insinuate that on this page?)
someone I very stupidly took a chance on.... what the fuk was I thinking???!!!!!

"You have got to be the biggest AssFuk I have ever met!"
To semen on somebody, and then squish your bodies together so it gets everywhere.
Note: A preferred act by older men.
pervo men like it
boy Let's have sex tonight.
girlI can't.
boy awh! why?
girlTime of the month.
boyWanna slime?
girl yeah
Slime by ileftmynametagonthebus June 10, 2008
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