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faux bro 

A non-Black dude who tries to act Black.
A faux bro is similar to a wigga, but can be different. Example: A White dude acting like a Black dude can be called either a faux bro or a wigga. However, a wigga is ALWAYS a White person, male or female. A faux bro can be of any race, but is always a dude.
faux bro by Mo Fro Bro January 3, 2007
Something that a chromebook doesn't have
Chromebooks don't have a caps lock
Shimpus is a person who is not bound by the regular physics of the world. A shimpus is fluid as a being; all and nothing at the same time. Different from God in the fact that Shimpus's are real and God isn't.
Wow, you are a shimpus!!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!
shimpus by Lochis April 20, 2020
Soft drink made in Scotland, probably the most fizziest drinks ever invented, supernatural when it comes to making burps, and makes a good throwing projectile after it's been shaken ;)
Ey! ye feckin cont! gies bak mae Irn-Bru ye shaggy tit! I'll fuckin bottle ye!
Irn Bru by Esplender December 21, 2004
Wow look at that monkey's Afro
Afro by Willymeme July 11, 2017

fa113nferret 

typically the fattest fuck in the friend group, known to pull zero babes and shit up to 4 times a day. can’t speak fluent english frequently and is bald
yo you know fa113nferret? yeah. what a fat ass.
fa113nferret by diddy fat nuts July 13, 2023