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Dirty Baldwin 

Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
Dirty Baldwin by loopyspanky October 19, 2008

dick-whooped 

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!
"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"
dick-whooped by cheLLe1963 September 6, 2020
Gyosmen is an amazing girl with the most amazing heart. She is the best type of friend to have. She loves to have fun and is always the life of the party.
Gyosmen is an amazing girl
gyosmen by Dangana January 31, 2020
He is sexy and smart
Elizon that sexy guy
elizon by For3Sk1npuller November 22, 2021

photophalliphobia 

Adjective - Suffering from an irrational fear of receiving dick pics
After two weeks in LA she got photophalliphobia and deleted her Snapchat
photophalliphobia by Chris Pitzer November 4, 2017

Papa Sharpmen 

Well, I've heard that he also hunted a wolf with his own hands and I know that he is the president of a contry called winnerland
well you can compare him with god
The girl had on a wet t-shirt and all I could think about was what I would do after we got it off.
t-shirt by dictionary April 9, 2003
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