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A land of magical wonder, filled with people so high that they don't realize they are actually in CANADA. Sure they have great skiing and wonderful mountain ranges, but they are fucking CANADIAN. Curling is NOT a real sport, so take your monopoly money and go buy some football cleats or something.
Person 1-Hey, have you met that chick Kelly?

Person 2-Oh, isn't she from canada?

Person 1-Ya, Vermont.
VeRmOnT by TheAlbinoRhino September 23, 2010

meow chompy 

an upgraded ray gun.
dude i got a meow chompy!!!!
meow chompy by afavs July 27, 2010

Mitchese 

Unintelligible mumbling used as a language by mitchells
Mitch "dsfksglisodifjkshfll"
Ryan "What in the fuck are you trying to say?"
Ben "He's just speaking Mitchese again, no one can understand it"
Mitchese by dirtymitch May 26, 2014

sympathy nude 

a nude sent before blocking someone as an act of sympathy and to lessen the blow
Marji sent a sympathy nude to Jackson before blocking him to make him feel better
sympathy nude by Big Daddy H. 69 December 5, 2017

Ear typo 

That's not how the track goes you just did an ear typo
Hahaha what did you say? Margaret repeats the lyric. She has done an ear typo
Ear typo by Ear weirdo May 30, 2024

Open a whole can of beans 

A term used by a famous East London gangster Ahmed Ali, when a troublesome situation arises when a decision or action produces a subsequent problem.
"Oh no mark! Don't do that, you are going to open a whole can of beans!"

Stumpy nugget 

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.
I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!
Stumpy nugget by TheRinger March 19, 2012
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