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Joel hatch 

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282
JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"
Joel hatch by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017
Adjective derived from today often referred to females who obsess with everything that's new and fashionable.
Toady went to the supermarket to get the latest make up, let's see if its even 'in'!
Toady by TartdyTardis August 17, 2018
A packing prodigy is named kryto. Krytos are extremely rare and they are always in ᴳoᴷᴿᴬᶻy. Krytos have incredibly humongous penises (7-10 inches of hung cock) and never simp. but the female sex often enjoy simping over them.
Bro, I'm a kryto.
kryto by Kryto. September 13, 2020

National Be Racist Day 

October 12th is national be racist day. The day where you have to be racist to celebrate the foreign community.
My friend George does not like national be racist day
It what you scream when your mum or dad (most likely not your dad cause it's been 8 years and he still not back with the milk) are gone and your home alone.
Mum leaves the house..... 20 minutes later you die in cod warzone. " What the f*** the is bulls*** your so free. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
E by Open the E January 14, 2021

club banger 

A small sub-compact pistol, easily concealable in any clothing.

Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
You want a smaller gun? You're gonna want this one. It's a nice club banger this. You won't go wrong with it; shoots straight every time.

He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
club banger by mCLEAR August 23, 2021
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