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E to the M to the O

E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well we do know a little German. Dick und kurz.

A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.

E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.

If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.

E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?

All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.
E to the M to the O lives a double life.

faux number 

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.
D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
faux number by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

Strategic Dialogue 

Julia Ebner, an Austrian journalist, is a researcher at the London-based Institute for Strategic Dialogue.
Strategic Dialogue by BoomerNZ December 7, 2018
A word created by a genius by combining "lop"(the evolved version of "lol") and lmao
DD- Omg did you guys see my nuts??? They're so fucking tiny haha
K- Lopmao
Lopmao by Kambaka February 27, 2022

mateshqua 

She is a very loving funny person. She is a great mom and if you mess with her kids she's on go mode.
I need me an Mateshqua as a mother.
mateshqua by jirehh April 8, 2019

joeangelo 

JoeAngelo is a person who gets girls effortlessly and has a funny and sometimes annoying personality hes a player if he dosen't like you but if he likes he hes the best you can have and hes always gonna have more then 10 girls that like him.
Oh girl hes a JoeAngelo
joeangelo by famkeuqde May 22, 2017

blue collar sugar daddy 

Buys you drinks at your local bar; can only afford cans of beer; you only see him at the bar
My blue collar sugar daddy just bought me a Miller Lite in a can!
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