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Tasmanian Pina Colada 

A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!
I had a "Tasmanian Pina Colada" last night.

tickle-tackle

Yet another slang term for male genitalia, but twee and camp rather than vulgar.
"If you show me your boobs I'll show you me tickle-tackle."
tickle-tackle by Alex C W January 19, 2008

Shecrastinator 

Chicks who take waaaaay too dang long for everything!
I didn't make it to the store today because Sylvia is such a shecrastinator and never even left her house!
To dominate a woman sexually. Often to have caused pain with the extraordinary legnth of the penis.
Danny: He has only just met her, that is incredible.

Aaron: I love that guy, he is definitely going to to be sidling her tonight.
Sidling by 24jynnad April 3, 2009
two words in a phrase that contradict each other
gay marriage, realistic liberal, cold sunshine
oxy moron by Daisy Ann August 29, 2005

Comstock Lode

A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .

Nothing to do with the gold-find.
Did you see all those chips? It's the damn comstock lode of chips !
Comstock Lode by Adam Malone January 30, 2005
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