how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy

Say it in Spanish.

Nebraska.

The birth place of Hyrantus, the savior of the Society of Jews.

Nebraska is a holy land for all who desire to achieve spiritual comfort whilst at the same time be able to drink a 1987 Absolut Vodka in one of the holy bars. Hyrantus walked the holy land; and transformed it into an oasis. Ok? Good. Praise Hyrantus; the Savior and Creator of Nebraska and the Society of Jews.

the thing i shot my dog with at the back of the shed

Coknose originated in the early 90's at a butcher shop since we used as an insult to customers, workers and delivery drivers it has been spreading rapidly, cocknose is therefore one of the worlds best and most meaningful insult or word to express your dislike or anger towards someone

A person who simply refuses to conform to expected norms