The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.
Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.
Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
Ansham is a kind hearted guy also the cutest . He is named as mafia in his school life. He is the cutest boy alive although he has some nibba friends but he is not like them
When you're at the gym and your bro sneaks a few extra pounds on the machine between sets while you arent't looking.
Bro 1: "Damn did that weight feel slightly heavier than the first set to you?"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, you got gain raped. If anything you should be thanking me."
The act of inserting barbed wire carefully down the dick hole with extreme force. Then urinate, with the barbed wire in the penis hole, onto a light socket while standing on a nice wet floor (Preferably 4 or more inches of water with additives like acid for extra burning on the feet and a layer of exacto knifes glued upright on the floor for extreme cutting of the feet)