Am

A midget who is scared of the beast. She often meets up with her seal at bus stops to talk and laugh about beastly things.

"Am caused the Beast to erupt"

Am by thebeastly January 17, 2010

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Turkish barber

The complete opposite of Jewish barber where a man from Turkey becomes a barber. It is used to slag someone of or describe someone who you dont like.

James W "OMG, i hate Craig G so much"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"

Turkish barber by Robert G Allison July 15, 2010

dick snorkel

Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.

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"When the joint gets cold the dick snorkel comes out." -- Methodman

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dick snorkel by r.GimP November 27, 2016

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Elon 'Bratan' Musk

The biggest Bratan in the Universe. 6,022*10^23 times bigger and better than anything you will ever achieve. Let that sink in for a moment. For reference, that number looks like this: 602200000000000000000000, with this many zeros (23). That would be like comparing the biggest Bratan in the observable Universe to 6,022*10^23 Toyota Corollas.

LET THAT SINK IN FOR A MOMENT

Eyyyy Elon 'Bratan' Musk, how is Space X doing??

Elon 'Bratan' Musk by Elon 'Bratan' Musk December 27, 2017

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fangirl

A VERY scary girl that is hopelessly in love and obsessvive about a male charector (real OR not). They waste bandwith on many celebrity related sites by their excessive spamming and double posting. The write horrid fanfics about themselves marrying their obsession and having lots of kids. Their vocabulary has yet to expand from OMG,hawt,hot,like,awesome,love,marry,SQEE and kiss.

me: Hi!
fangirl: Do you like orlando bloom? OMG he is so hawt! I am gonna marry him and have 30 kids!
me: okay... (runs away)

fangirl by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004