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ur dick a tic 

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.
Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

Deadlinewastin 

When theres a deadline and your wasting time not getting stiff done due to stress inconvenience and things out of your control

Can some times be intended
Whats taking so long?

Sorry i was deadlinewastin .
Deadlinewastin by Anarchon March 21, 2021

Dead inside 

When a person has cringed or humiliated to the point that they are no longer feeling emotion.

Sneaky sausage 

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.
Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

secret deekret 

The posse "M3" word for a secret.
-(MEaning):::See Secret
secret deekret by dahmasta July 30, 2003

Twat Gun Shell 

What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.
I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!
Twat Gun Shell by b bailey November 22, 2009
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