If you have this as your first name you are a somewhat dumb but also smart person you try to shut out all of the bad in life and only want what’s best for people you always want to help and are always smiling!!

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.

The small peice of fecal material that remains after the motherload has been pinched off. A small turd similar to a weak twin that dies off in the womb.
anal- of or pertaining to the anus
lith- a fruit which when dried resembles a raisin in color and form.

The absolute bastardization and complete nonsense of verbal communication of the English Language by the 43rd President of the United States of America, George (Dubya) Bush.

/vaj' labz/ = meat curtains, large minor labia (possibly majors, too. you decide)