A sun-bathing bar of chocolate

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Any sort of artificial reproduction of the penis that is rotated at high speed lengthwise by compressed air.

Someone who looks like a Snapchat filter

When you earn the handle of "mourn" and/or "astra", it is because you went on the internet and started looking for love through the pixels of your LCD screen.

When a gas station has a little or no chewing tabacco selection. Usually found in the ghettos where chewing tobacco is not popular. Usually in place of chewing tobacco is blunt wraps and swisher sweets.