FWELL

'Floppy Wide Eyed Leftist Liberal'- Typically a male who stands for all things feminine. Likely to have been pressured into this position by an over domineering girlfriend or female friend. So 'woke' he never sleeps and can spot privilege and 5 micro-aggressions in every sentence a man says.

The FWELL hopped onto the train with a man-spreading measuring stick.

FWELL by SgoonerS October 15, 2019

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AI Ninja

An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.

Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.

Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.

Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .

Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?

Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?

Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..

Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL

Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .

AI Ninja by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025

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motorcade maker

Synonym of parade maker. A motorist who drives well below the maximum speed limit, causing a long tailback of vehicles, thus giving the impression of said vehicles driving in convoy.

"I couldn't get Frank to the station on time, 'cause some motorcade maker held up the traffic for a good 2 miles."

motorcade maker by Macintalk March 2, 2009