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A high caffiene drink derived from the guarana berry. It grows in the jungles of the Amazon and is a naturaly accuring form of caffiene. Also very pottent.
BAWLS owns my ass repeatedly
Bawls by Piroko December 3, 2003
Usually if the name Kai has some sort of rhyming word for instance, “pie” they are more likely to take it up the ass and be part of the Lgbtq+ Community. From now on call him Gaylord.
How you doing there gaylord you gay fucker, you taking it up the ass tonight kaipie
Kai by TexanManRightHereLol December 28, 2019
The Liberal version of calling someone a snowflake. Someone who is biased, closed minded and/or unsympathetic, usually of the Conservative party.

The thought behind the word is that when a snowflake melts, it becomes an unremarkable drip of water.
"Dude, my girlfriend's dad called me a snowflake. He's such a drip."
Drip by Boodlesnoot May 21, 2017

omnimistic 

When you are pessimistic and optimistic about situations
When the Train was wobbling viscously I was omnimistic the the train can fall or push through
When someone does something so odd that you struggle to tell if it is in fact so genius that you cannot comprehend it or if they are just completely and utterly stupid. If someone does this more than once, they are categorized as a 'doffa', a unique, talented and superior being that behaves more complexly than normal inferior humans are capable of comprehending.

The name 'Sophia' is common amongst Doffa's and the first ever Doffa was a Sophia.
** a Doffa asks for something from a human peer
"Of course Dofa, if you want it ill get it, no questions asked"
A Doffa by Christy318i April 19, 2020

Squeeging 

The act of discharging period blood
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night. I'm pretty sure shes squeeging this week.
Squeeging by Jenziyte September 30, 2019
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