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Iphone Geek, Who Hates Children. that thinks jelly is amazing. and has no idea what to do with his life...
Iphone Geek Samalam
Samalam by Nick_a. April 27, 2011

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Everything you can type on a keyboard, when ur so bored
Ugh, so bored
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theater kid sex life

Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.
That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...
theater kid sex life by frostytip69 October 31, 2017

car sex 2 

instead of a commentary of a man having sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with a million dollar supercar.
car sex 2 by LazyLow November 1, 2019
A 7 member South Korean boy band formed by BigHit Entertainment. They are extremely hot and just by watching one music video by them, you will fall far deep into this hole called K-pop.
Person 1: Omg! Have you heard of BTS?

Person 2: Of course! Their dancing is amazing!
BTS by firstlxveyoongi August 29, 2017

rent-a-pig 

A off-duty Hurricane Police Officer who naturally takes the whole 9inches from his daddy in his bum.
Hey, that rent-a-pig tried to kick Mason County and the Cracker Crew out of the ball game, but didn't have the balls to follow through.
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