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diamond in the roof 

A diamond in the roof is a sentence best not to be used in the loving contexts of relationships as it may result in injury or diembowlement of one or both parties in the pairing.
To put into a working context, when declaring your feelings it is best not to describe said girlfriend as a diamond in the 'rough' for she will then look this up on the internet and beat the crap out of you. It is strongely advised therefore that the more appropriate expression "diamond in the roof" is used to avoid such ball bruisings :) Good luck fellow beans!
(n.) A person who will forgive anything a first time, tolerate it a second time but never a third time
Kris' friends call his girlfriend a hoe. He forgives them the first time and tells them about it, tolerates it the second time and warns them about it, kicks all if their asses the third time.

Kris is an ilunga
Ilunga by AnjalinaRose March 3, 2019

Plant sitter 

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.
Plant sitter by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
"Wah-jill"

Wrap Around Johnny Log

Big poo that coils around the inside of the toilet bowl one complete time

See also DWAJL and the theoretical (but never actually documented) TWAJL
"Man, after eating six bucks worth of tacos, I left a big WAJL in the toilet."

"Hey dude, you gotta come check out this WAJL I just made!"
WAJL by Count Dracula March 27, 2008

Schwaxin 

When some body is charging too much for a product that they got for less. In other words, rippin you off.
I went to purchase an 8th of kron and got charged 60 when the kron was not 60 bud. I should of known he was schwaxin me.

Man miller really just schwaxed me on a bag.
Schwaxin by Da BoSsSs November 26, 2009
A smart girl, with a beautiful laught and a unique beauty and mind
That girl is just...cérine!
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