people or a particular person who likes to take time out and endulge in the odd bit of wanking

Assult Rifle.
Commonly used to refer to the Armalite AR-15, which was later developed into the M-16. Chambered in .223 caliber, the rifle proves to be effective though somewhat ineffective. Today, a variety of manufacturers produce ARs in a variety of calibers.

an individual, who sleeps, eats, cooks, and poop and that's it.

a name short for Christopher usually reserved for small children with speech impediments. This name is most commonly seen with bi-sexual men of an immature stature both physically and mentally.

A smartphone. It rhymes with smart phone.

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"