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Omegabet 

Created after a long night of heavy drinking, to put it simply; The Omegabet is the prodigal successor of the Alphabet. It is the sequel.

The Omegabet will be introduced sometime in the distant future - near the last days of the huamn race. However, the theory itself is sound and supported by both the Quantum Singularity and EPR Paradox theories.

To draw an analogy: The original alphabet, composed of the letters A through Z, run in a straight line. A as the starting point, Z as the end. There is nothing beyond that. (Symbols such as apostrophes do not factor into this.)

The Omegabet, however, is the proverbial Z-axis to the Y and X axis that is the Alphabet. Instead of a line, it is a perfect, two dimensional circle - with a singular brancing line coming from its side. The line is, per se, the 'unknown'. The 'unknown' is what makes the Omegabet the Omegabet. The Omegabet does not use letters, but rather, srettelletters (letters in reverseforward, a word humans cannot yet pronounce) and the last of these - the omega that completes the omegabet, can be anything. A duck. A tree. Individually toed socks. It can be anything. This letter is codenamed Epsillon 5. It's been titled that because it doesn't make sense - along with Epsillon 5. (Epsillon is considered the 'worst' verson of a prototype, while Alpha is the 'best'. Epsillon 5 would mean it's the 5th of the worst, which probably isn't grammatically correct in any way.)

Epsillon 5 works via the EPR Paradox - where information is transferred between atoms, and thus, has nothing to interact with it to constrain it from doing -anything-.
None as of this point in time. It's not possible on an American keyboard.
Omegabet by Robert Akins June 24, 2006

janktification 

Adjective used to describe a situation that is seriously ghetto.
If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.
janktification by Maximillian February 20, 2004

bangs bangs 

Group sex events among lesbians who look like Justin Bieber (biebians).
I heard The Biebs has a lifetime viewing pass to all Biebian orgies, or as I like to call them, bangs bangs.

We're test marketing our new product/lube combo at some bangs bangs next month.
bangs bangs by nukethefringe June 12, 2011
(v.)

when you scratch your gooch and then slap someone and yell GUCCI! at the same time in gucci mane's voice
*itch*

me: yo come here
you: kay
me: *SLAP* GUCCI!!!!!!

~~~~~~~

he totally got gucci'd
gucci by idonthaveaname666 February 28, 2011
Universal sound for "I want to fuck you!"
I just want to... grrrr!!!!!!!!
grrrr by ivannahumpalot March 25, 2003

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
Early Bird Special by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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